Monday, February 25, 2008

You're So Vain...

This is Natalie. She is 12 (almost 13). This is what happens when you take a 12 year old to the salon with a camera phone. Now, the funny part is, I can't seem to get her to give a crap about her hair at home. Also, for the record, her hair looked really good, but when you take a picture of yourself, something always gets lost in the translation.

So, I know I'm going to kick myself in the ass for saying this, but in 7th grade I has curling & Aquanetting my hair to the heavens. Why isn't she into the hygiene thing yet? When did you all become obsessed with your appearance?


Thursday, February 21, 2008

Do They Really Have More Fun?

This is Rachel. She is seven, beautiful blonde hair, bright blue eyes. If she ever gets boobs, we, as parents, will be screwed. Luckily, daddy is a redneck, & owns many shot guns. Last night, we went here for a school fundraiser. We weren't in the building 5 hot minutes before 2 boys were screaming "HI RACHEL!" Then later a third boy is telling her that a fourth boy loves her. She's great about it too, because she doesn't even acknowledge them. As if this is normal.

What is it about men & blondes?


Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Picture it...Sicily

Just a little "Golden Girls" humor there.
So, you've finished a long day at work, & just left the grocery store (with husband and children in tow). You find yourself in line at the fancy new "double" drive-thru at your local McD's (yes, we eat out after being at the grocery store. Got a problem with that?). Suddenly, your son, who is 3, shouts "C'on asholes!" You immediately look at his father since he has that same angst ridden, road rage mouth.

Is it wrong that I wanted to laugh?

Discuss amongst yourselves.